I used to have some neighbors who said that to me anytime they saw me without eye makeup. Apparently when I'm not wearing mascara I look like I just crawled out of bed. I always thought that was so....tactful of them! Geez.
In a few minutes I'm headed out with Bubba's Mom for lunch and a pedicure (we pamper ourselves like that sometimes); I've been up for hours - well, not a LOT of hours, but enough to qualify it as a plural word - and I STILL have a pillow crease across my cheek! WTF?? Even makeup won't cover it up - I look like the victim of the Salem Slasher* or something. I just know as soon as I see Bubba's Mom she's going to say, "Did you just get up?!"
I'm not wearing eye makeup today either. So there.
*Name that soap opera!
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