This is not a nutritional food item. It is a deep-fried ring of dough and sugar. 299 calories. 14 grams of fat. 23 milligrams of cholesterol. 290 milligrams of sodium. 38 grams total carbohydrates (and I'm thinkin' they're not the "good carbs"). This, my friends, will kill you.
But I FREAKIN' LOVE DOUGHNUTS!!!!! Did I make myself clear? I ADORE them. Crave them, even. I love glazed ones, sugared ones, coconut covered ones, jelly-filled ones. Sometimes I dream of doughnuts. In fact, I'm thinking of having doughnuts for dinner tonight.
Is that wrong?