Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Dancing With WHO??

This morning on Good Morning America, last season's Dancing With the Stars winner Apolo Ohno announced the lineup for this fall's show. USO Girl and I think they could have done better, so we present:

Bubba's Sis and USO Girl's Improved Dancing With the Stars Lineup:

The seasoned performers:
Instead of Marie Osmond, we want DONNY OSMOND!
Instead of Wayne Newton, we'll take DOLLY PARTON.

The TV stars:
Instead of Jenny Garth, we want ELLEN DEGENERES.
Instead of Dr. Quinn lady we want MATTHEW FOX.

The Disney star:
Instead of the Cheetah Girl we want ZAC EFRON.

The music star:
Instead of Scary Spice we want QUEEN LATIFAH.

The sports stars:
Instead of Hélio Castroneves, Mark Cuban, and “Pretty Boy” Floyd Mayweather, Jr., we'll take PEYTON MANNING, TOM BRADY, and DANICA PATRICK (since we need to throw in a girl there).

The soap star:
Instead of Cameron Mathison, we want JOHN TRAVOLTA (ok, he's not a soap star, but he used to be on TV and he's been on Oprah!).

The hotties:
Instead of supermodel Josie Maran and male model Albert Reed, we want...letsee, gotta be 2 girls here to make it about KAT VON D (from Miami Ink) and EVA LONGORIA?? They're pretty hot.

That makes 6 guys and 6 girls, right? (We had a much easier time picking the guys than the girls! Runners up included Will Smith and Josh Duhamel.)

The Men:
  • Donny Osmond
  • Matthew Fox
  • Zac Efron
  • Peyton Manning
  • Tom Brady
  • John Travolta

The Women:

  • Dolly Parton
  • Ellen DeGeneres
  • Queen Latifah
  • Danica Patrick
  • Kat Von D
  • Eva Longoria
Now THAT'S a show!


Misty Dawn said...

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Kitten said...

Kat Von D now has her own show ~ "LA Ink" on TLC ~ check her out.

Stacey said...

Ooooh Ellen would be fun! I don't watch this, but might if Ellen were dancing! xoxo

D... said...

If only.....

I tagged you ;)

Michael - Lover of Amy said...

I have to say I have never watched an episode of this show, even when Stacey Kiebler of WWE fame was on. I did read that she will be on CBS' October Road this season.

Regarding everything else...

It's an ABC show which means Disney people will naturally be whored out to fill the roster and maximize momentum from other endeavors.

Whenever I hear of the Cheetah Girls I do NOT think of a teen pop group created by and for Disney. One of the oldest and most famous strip clubs in Atlanta (though I've never been there) is called the Cheetah, so Cheetah Girls conjures up an entirely different image.

I like Ellen, but the woman can not dance and has another obligation, and Matthew Fox is busy in Hawaii being Dr. Jack Shepherd in LOST.

Beyond that, enjoy the show!

Skittles said...

I sure like your line up better!

StaceyG said...

Your line up consists of stars who are WAY too busy to be on that show! LOL